Christine O'Donnell is a former satanist fun-lovin' gal and wholesome anti-masturbatiojn activist who wont have sex until she is elected as the Tea Bagging Senator of Delaware. Our only solution against this abominable act of adultery in the eyes of God is to marry our hand to make the sexual union between man and hand to be a valid one. However, if one were to engage in pre-marital sex prior to the Christian blessing of God-Approved marital relations, one would be forgiven if one's partner were in a Christian rock band. So, in conclusion, not all pre-marital sex is created equal . O'Donnell recently compared gays in the military as equally offensive as adulterers in the military . Stephen Colbert using his gut power made a shocking discovery, by using O'Donnell's logic we have a secret dark side to masturbation:.
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Sweet vengeance: They now get to dish about the anti-masturbation politician's sexy, blasphemous life. Like her sugar daddy sleepovers: Neighbors couldn't help but note, for a candidate who's been so vocally opposed to any pre-marital sexual activity, O'Donnell had frequent overnight visits from her boyfriend Brent [Vasher], a Philadelphia attorney who bought her house just before it went into foreclosure and still owns it to this day. Most gallingly, in the neighbor's view, O'Donnell had frequent visitors, "and the walls upstairs are very thin. According to a gossipy neighbor, Vasher told O'Donnell to come get her stuff, then proceeded to "move every item in the house out onto the sidewalk.
Christine O'Donnell's Anti-Masturbation "Ministry Opportunity"
This is a beta version of NNDB. Drew nationwide media attention for a series of bizarre statements. Responding to revelations that she had "dabbled into witchcraft", aired a memorable TV ad in in which the candidate looked into the camera and announced, "I'm not a witch". American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.
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